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Caring For Animals |
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Dog Humor |
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Dog Quotes |
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Dog Heaven |
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Dog Guards Owner's Grave For 6 years, a dog named Capitan slept on the grave of his former owner every night. The owner, Miguel Guzman, died in 2006 and Capitan disappeared shortly after the family attended the funeral services. They searched everywhere and put out flyers to try and find him, but no one had seen him. A week later, some people who were at the cemetery late one evening spotted Capitan laying on the grave and contacted the groundskeeper at the cemetery. The cemetery notified the family, who promptly came to pick him up and take him home. Each night, though, he would cry and scratch frantically at the door to go out, and wouldn't return home until the next morning. It was later discovered that Capitan would walk the 3 miles back to the cemetery, each night, to guard his master's grave. It happened for 7 years. The cemetery did not close the gates until he arrived each night promptly at 6 pm. He slept there all night, guarding the grave, until the groundskeepers opened the gate in the morning. This is an actual picture of Capitan here.  If I Pass Before My Dog If I passed before my dog(s), I would ask for permission to return just to say goodbye; to let my dog(s) know that God called me, and that I didn't abandon them. I would tell them I want them to take care of themself (and each other), and that in the meantime, I'll be waiting for them. I would give them one last kiss, one last hug, and tell them that they are the best things that have ever happened to me. That I have loved each with all my heart & I've loved them the most. If I pass first, give me permission to tell them that. And especially to tell them that when we finally meet again, it will be forever.  Story of Adam & Eve's Dog Adam and Eve said, 'Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you anymore. We are lonesome here, and it is difficult for us to remember how much you love us.' And God said, I will create a companion for you that will be with you and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will love me even when you cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourselves. And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve. And it was a good animal and God was pleased.  And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve and he wagged his tail. And Adam said, 'Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom and I cannot think of a name for this new animal.' And God said, 'I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my own name, and you will call him DOG.  And Dog lived with Adam and Eve and was a companion to them and loved them. And they were comforted. And God was pleased. And Dog was content and wagged his tail. After a while, it came to pass that an angel came to the Lord and said, 'Lord, Adam and Eve have become filled with pride. They strut and preen like peacocks and they believe they are worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed taught them that they are loved, but perhaps too well.' And God said, I will create for them a companion who will be with them and who will see them as they are. The companion will remind them of their limitations, so they will know that they are not always worthy of adoration.' And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam and Eve.  And Cat would not obey them. And when Adam and Eve gazed into Cat's eyes, they were reminded that they were not the Supreme Beings.  And Adam and Eve learned humility. And they were greatly improved.  And God was pleased. And Dog was happy.  And the Cat . . .  didn't care one way or the other.  Dog-Heaven-720x786.jpg  Dog-Heaven-Angels-720x720.jpg  Dog-Heaven-Burial-SpiritIsWithYou-595x359.jpg  Dog-Heaven-DecisionForHeaven-720x713.jpg  Dog-Heaven-HaloCollar-540x416.jpg  Dog-Heaven-JesusHugsDog-666x666.jpg  Dog-Heaven-Letter-Someday-540x740.jpg  Dog-Heaven-Man-LakeReflection-526x785.jpg  Dog-Heaven-Man-WalkwayToHeaven-720x943.jpg  Dog-Heaven-MissYouMoreThanLife-720x900.jpg  Dog-Heaven-Pets-AngelsWithoutWings-720x999.png  Dog-Heaven-Poem-WaitingAtTheDoor-720x1076.jpg  Dog-Heaven-ScreeningProcess-526x581.jpg  Dog-Heaven-Spirit-480x576.jpg  Dog-Heaven-Stairway-720x501.jpg  Dog-Heaven-TheyStillMissUs-467x467.jpg  Dog-Heaven-Wings-720x566.jpg  Dog-Heaven-564x846.jpg  Dog-Heaven-Death-RainbowBridge-525x545.jpg Dog-Heaven-GuardsOwnersGrave-720x617.png  Dog-Heaven-RainbowBridge-VisitingHours-720x849.png |
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Dog Snoopy |
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Dog Sculptures |
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Dog Information |
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Cat Humor |
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